Breaking News Audio! A Holy Grail was found! In Duplicate even!

I did it! Right here right now I proved to America, NAY! The World! That dreams can come true. I found The Marvel Legends Black Widow. I actually found two of them at the brand new Target over at Coddingtown. It was a Christmas Miracle that came two months early! So as promised I recorded a brief BREAKING NEWS AUDIO! Take a listen to my joy if you got a minute or so to spare, literally.