Thursday, January 23, 2020

Man-E-Faces Feeling Pretty Cranky



I took this pic out in my front yard. MOTUs are great and I love them but they don't have the best possibility. That's part of their charm but it doesn't make for awesome photos or anything. That's not true really. What I mean to say is that I haven't really struck on the way to take awesome photos of them. Yet.  (ha.)

Man-E-Faces has three potential face, the one that you see there, a robot one and a caucasian male. I like all three but I think this one is my favorite. This seems like the heel one. Like Skeletor has taken over his mind or something. The Robot is prolly the good guy and the other face is like his civilian ID.. 

Do you think that each head is a different personality or do you think they are disguises? I'm leaning toward schizophrenia..

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Quick Kick Catches A Bad One To The Gut...


Not everyone makes it home. We witness a kindly chaplain giving Quick Kick his last rites. El Salvador 1980

I took this pic in my backyard. For some reason I had the hardest time getting a shot that I liked.. Oh, that's ketchup on Quick Kick's gut. 

During the shoot Father Mulcahy's arm peg fell out. I've since been able to repair him but at the time he only has one arm.. That's why it's sort of out of the shot. Out of sight out of mind as they say.. 

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Gnawgahyde Looking For A High Vantage Point. El Salvador 1980


I took this pic over in my sideyard. That red thing behind him is a big sign I found that says "Auto Loans" or something. It's weird that I don't know exactly what is says considering that it's over in my sideyard..

Friday, January 17, 2020

Merman Looking Back At His Life.. Was It All Worth It?


I took this pic over in my side yard. It has poor drainage so when it rains little puddles form. I liked how this one kind of sort of looked like a lake and how it made him seem Creature From The Black Lagoon-ish.. 

It took a ton of effort to get this pic. It was raining pretty hard and I had to kneel in the mud and put my elbows down into the ground to get the perspective that I wanted. I guess you have to suffer for your art..

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Some GI Joe Pics I Took In My Front Yard



One of my resolutions this year was to try and ramp up my action figure photography.. Here is the 1st dose of pics.. I hope there are a ton more but you know how resolutions are...

That's Spirit.. He's the GI Joe Tracker.. His gun shoots arrows.. kind of culturally insensitive really but you know.. it was the 80's...


Duke is like the field commander of GI Joe.. He's always been a favorite of mine.  I believe that he was supposed to die in the original GI Joe Cartoon movie but after the Optimus Prime Death Backlash they pulled back on that idea... 


This is Chuckles.. He's like the CIA liaison for the Joe Team. For some reason he's kind of a hated character but I don't really know why. I like his shirt.. In the comics he is the dude that killed Cobra Commander.. I bet that rubs some folks the wrong way.. 

Monday, January 13, 2020

The IseeRobots Show Ep.14: The Big Movie List 2019 Plus Tons More!




This week on the show we have one of our annual traditions.. The Big Movie List! and this year it's a biggie.. I took in a record breaking (For Me) 103 flicks.. It was exhausting to even read all of them..

We start off with the latest on Pooptronics and all that.. It's still no fun at all. I have no idea where this is heading but I have to get back to work at some point right? It's getting tough...

Then we head to At The Movies where I'm gonna go over one of the best movies that I saw this past year, a movie called Uncut Gems. It stars Adam Sandler and man, it was tense.. I dug it a lot..

From there it's onto the main event of the show.. The Big Movie List.. 103 movies.. ugh.
I end the show with some Christmas talk, stuff like what I got and all that. It's an awesome segment with some He Man Talk and a ton of other stuff...

Overall I think this is a pretty great episode and I hope you guys dig it as much as I did putting it together..

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Friday, January 10, 2020

The Big Movie List 2019



Hey kids.. here is the big list of movies that I was talking about during this week's show. You know, just in case you wanted to check it out in all of it's handwritten glory.. 

If you click on it it will get bigger...


Monday, December 30, 2019

The IseeRobots Show Ep.13: Stuffed Animals And Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker Plus Tons More!




We have an awesome episode this week! I say that a lot but this time I totally mean it.

I made a Dig Find the other week that was mind blowing to me! We'll talk about that as well as Star Wars and a comic book show that I went to at The Druid's Building here in Santa Rosa. It was small but pretty fun.

This is a real jam packed episode. I start off with my Pooptronics Woes and introduce a new jam by my dude Iceberg and end it talking about The Mandalorian.. It's a great time to be alive.

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Wednesday, December 11, 2019

The IseeRobots Show Ep.12: The Santa Rosa Comic-Con




Hey kids! We are back after a brief hiatus with an all new/all fun episode of The IseeRobots Show. This week we're gonna talk about The Santa Rosa Comic-Con which I attended like a month ago. It was pretty fun and I'll tell you all about it.

Before we get there we start off with a bit of an update about what's been going on during the time we were away including my suspension from Pooptronics as well as a bunch of other stuff like that.. It's pretty informative

Then we do a lighting round of At The Movies and head into the talk about The Con. It's all great and all fun.


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Wednesday, December 4, 2019

This Boring Life Ep.12: Audio Cassettes




Welcome to This Boring Life the show where we examine the life of IseeRobots one topic at a time. This time around we're gonna look at my love of audio cassettes.

We start off with my early days of taping things off of TV and move into my days of taping things off of the radio to eventually becoming the mixtape king.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

The IseeRobots Show Ep.11: The Top 5 Trick Or Treat Candies Of All The Times




Hey kids. We have a real humdinger of a show this week! We're doing two of the things you guys seem to like me to talk about the most in the same feature! We're gonna talk food, AND do a Top 5! Plus, it's Halloween Related.. The Top 5 Halloween Candies Of All The Times! It's gonna be great.

Before we get there though we have to pass through some somber space and confront the passing of Robert Forrester. I was lucky enough to meet Mr. Forrester once and I really wanted to share that story with you guys. He was a nice dude.

For At The Movies we're gonna take a peek at a horror comedy called Zombieland: Double Tap. It's a sequel to a movie that came out ten years ago.. I don't know. We'll talk about it in a spoiler free way.

Then it's on to the Main Event.. The Top 5 Trick Or Treat Candies Of All The Times. This is a pretty fun one. Basically the idea is, when I was sorting out my post Trick Or Treat winnings what were the candies that I gave the highest priority to...? Which ones did I either eat first or save for last? It's a ton of fun.

For the final segment of the show we talk the recent blackout, Megos, Halloween decorations and a bunch of other cool topics.

Thanks for tuning in. Have a happy/spooky Halloween and make sure to tell a friend...

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Friday, October 18, 2019

Geekfest Rants Ep.399: Remembering Bill Paxton



Today on GeekFest Rants, Carlos takes a look back at the life and work of actor Bill Paxton. From the classics like Weird Science, Aliens, The Terminator, True Lies, Titanic, and Avatar to his rock band Martini Ranch, to his TV roles in Big Love and Agents of Shield.

Plus we'll talk about two very emotional interviews he gave a few days before his untimely passing.